Love partying? Hate the guilt? This is the one for you. Imagine for a minute you’re the Glaswegian Pinocchio. It’s a Thursday Night and you fancy going clubbing. So you have a few drinks with your mates, head to Subby, and it’s all well and good until you get to the door and you find that instead of the usual bouncers it’s Jiminy Cricket standing there. Then he asks you when was the last time was that you recycled your mobile phone? Lost for words, you just blurt out that you don’t have a phone and before you know it, your nose has gotten so big that you can’t fit through the door. Don’t be that guy. Bring your broken electrical goods and exchange them for a night of clubbing goodness. When: Thurs 22nd Nov Where: Sub Club Door tax: FREE with any broken electrical item. NB in the eventuality that you can’t find anything GUM recommends going via Murano/checking the nearest skip. (This is not an excuse to dash your phone out the window/drunkenly drop it down the toilet and claim a new one on insurance.) Line up: Benji B (Radio 1) DJ Martelo  (NTS) and Conquering Animal Sound (Live set)