Undercover in the Golf Club

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Words: Eve McIntosh (She/Her)

Artwork: Lizzie Eidson (She/Her)

when Daddy drives, he excavates bejeweled bogeys between thickets of pine and spruce sprawling up there in his nostrils, rolls down the windows, flicks them at other Audis.

catching the kids in the whisky cabinet between

third floor atriums, framed tax rebates,

lime green eco-model Nutri-Bullets,

Mummy gobbled trust funds

to pay for invisalign

(and a stronger bite).

“I just can’t live without my egg-timer!”

stigmata spoils family-Friday-night-TV-dinner

with a turkey fork through bleeding palms

take three days rest & respite.

rejecting constant

conservative

nightmares,

hol(e)y

socks

sing.

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